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« Thread Started on Feb 17, 2006, 1:56am » | |
Two of my all time favorite pointless fortune cookie quotes...
"Smile if you like this fortune cookie"
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"Promote literacy. Buy a box of fortune cookies today."
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« Reply #1 on Feb 18, 2006, 9:12pm » | |
hahahaha I have never had one like that before...if thats true or not...I always get like "Today you will be lucky" lol 
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« Reply #2 on Feb 18, 2006, 9:54pm » | |
haha...i heard a good one, it goes something like this..."when you throw mud at someone else, remember you are the one loosing ground" *sighs* such a good quote..would you agree?
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« Reply #3 on Feb 18, 2006, 11:37pm » | |
That's awesome!
Every Tuesday after kids club, the workers go out for supper at a chineese food resterant... once one of the girls was trying to figure out how to eat the long noodles from one of the dishes with a pair of chopsticks. She asked Gary "how do you eat these things?" Trever Tang (the man who owns the resterant and Gary's dad) replied "with your mouth, that's how"
Ok it wasn't a fortune cookie, but oh well. One of my friends got a funny one, I can't remember how it goes. I'll have to ask him and post it later...
all for now.! 
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« Reply #4 on Feb 21, 2006, 9:41pm » | |
So dude... We went for Chineese food again tonight... LIke we do every Tuesday after Kids club....
and I got a good one.
"Life is a tragedy for those who feel
and a comedy for those who think"
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« Reply #5 on Feb 22, 2006, 6:35pm » | |
Quote:So dude... We went for Chineese food again tonight... LIke we do every Tuesday after Kids club....
and I got a good one.
"Life is a tragedy for those who feel
and a comedy for those who think"
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hahaha that is a good one!!
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« Reply #6 on Feb 22, 2006, 6:49pm » | |
Ya I laughed really hard at that one... Pretty much no one else did at the table though... made me feel... interesting. oh well.
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« Reply #7 on Mar 3, 2006, 12:23am » | |
ok. so this isn't a fortune cookie, but it is a Chinese proverb.
"If you want happiness for an hour -- take a nap
If you want happiness for a day --- Go fishing
If you want happiness for a month-- get married
If you want happiness for a year-- inherit a fortune
If you want happiness for a lifetime-- Help others"
At least the last one is true... 
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« Reply #9 on Mar 5, 2006, 5:24pm » | |
what? 
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« Reply #10 on Apr 18, 2006, 8:40pm » | |
Oh Kimmy, you goof.
Now, very few (well pretty much none) of you know my dad, but he got one that read
"your fortune is as sweet as you"
I just think thats funny....cause its my dad....he's not very sweet....balding maybe....
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« Reply #11 on Jun 27, 2006, 10:09am » | |
I like the one that says,
"The fortune you seek is in another cookie." 
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« Reply #12 on Sept 7, 2006, 7:40pm » | |
Haha, that one is hilarious! I've never gotten it, but reading it alone was enough to make me giggle. Clever.
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« Reply #13 on Dec 19, 2006, 1:53pm » | |
so ya we went for Chinese on Saturday for a Christmas party for where my mom and sister work and i was lucky enough to get three in one cookie. exciting i know...so mine read as follows....
"It's time to write a letter or email to one who is distant."
"Your lost item will be found next week" (i haven't quite figured out what i lost yet that would need to be found...)
"The stock market may be your ticket t success"'
The last one is ironic cuz Dayne's was something like..."The stock market is useless;invest in relationships."
Ramsey's-"You will find happiness in a four-wheeled adventure."
yup those were all i remember...
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